THEY SAY HE PLAYS GUITAR LIKE HE HAS ICE WATER IN HIS VEINS. WE HAVE NO CLUE AS TO WHAT THAT MEANS BUT IT SOUNDS COOL. HE IS THE ICE, MUSICAL MAN OF MYSTERY. NOT MUCH IS KNOWN OF THE ICE. WHERE HE CAME FROM, WHO HE IS OR WHAT HIS BACKGROUND IS. THE BIGGEST QUESTION PERHAPS IS WHY THE HELL HE PLAYS WITH THESE GUYS. HE WAS NEVER IN ANY JUVENILLE HALL WITH THEM (SEE COOPER BIO) NOR WAS HE A CHILDHOOD FRIEND/ENEMY. HOW DID HE GET INVOLVED? RUMORS SPECULATE FROM ANSWERING A SIMPLE AD IN THE PAPER TO ALLEGEDLY BEING A CUSTOMER OF THE MAG. FROM THE SIZE OF HIS NOSE HE COULD PROBABLY KEEP THE MAG IN BUSINESS FOREVER. REGARDLESS OF HOW HE GOT INVOLVED ONE THING IS FOR SURE. HE DOESN'T WANT TO BE HERE. HE IS VERY DISTANT FROM THE REST OF COOPER AND WHILE ON STAGE HE HAS THAT LOOK OF "WHY DID I GET INVOLVED IN THIS SHIT" THIS MAY BE DUE TO SEVERAL REASONS, THE PIMP IN PARTICULAR (SEE COOPER BIO). HE HAS LEFT THE BAND ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS (MOSTLY FOR REHAB AND RUMORS OF GAY PORN, BUT NOT CONFIRMED) ONLY TO RETURN MORE PISSED OFF THAN EVER. HIS HATRED FOR THE EYEPATCH IS ALSO VERY EVIDENT. HE HAS BEEN KNOW TO KICK PUNCH AND SLAP EYEPATCH ON STAGE OFTEN RESULTING IN SOME LEGENDARY BATTLES. HE AT TIMES CAM BE ONE COLD MOTHER FUCKER. THIS WE BELIEVE IS HOW HE BECAME KNOWN AS THE ICE. HOWEVER HE IS A PRO AND KNOWS THAT COOPER IS A MONEY MAKING MACHINE. LIKE THE REST HE PUTS PERSONAL FEELINGS ASIDE AND SHREDS.

DID YOU KNOW? THAT THE ICE WAS PATIENT OF THE MONTH A RECORD 26 TIMES AT BETTY FORD CLINIC. OH YEAH, HE BANGED BETTY FORD TOO, AND MAYBE GERALD.

FAVORITE BAND - AC/DC
FAVORITE DRINK- ANYTHING ON THE ROCKS
FAVORITE DRUG- C'MON LOOK AT HIS NOSE
FAVORIE SONG- COCAINE
FAVORITE ACTOR- ROBERT DOWNEY Jr. (BECAME FRIENDS AT REHAB)
FAVORITE ACTRESS- COURTNEY LOVE (BECAME FRIENDS AT REHAB)

THE DREAM FOR THE ICE WOULD BE-A 48 HOUR BOOZE&DRUG BINGE WITH COKE WHORES, SAILORS, THE EYEPATCH, HAMSTERS, A TRAPEZE AND MARV ALBERT DOING PLAY BY PLAY SAYNG "THE TRAPEZE HAS SNAPPED. YES!!!!!!!! THE EYEPATCH HAS BEEN FOUND DEAD"

Aug 30 2008

Cooper Under New Management!

Cooper has been picked up by Sean Hollywood Entertainment! Share your thoughts on this exciting development from the Cooper camp!

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Apr 24 2007

Requests!

What is it you want to hear suckas? Post your requsts here! And whatever else
you want to say.

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Dec 12 2006

What have the fellas in Cooper's Dignity been up to? Can we expect any shows in the near future?

Your 3 fans (Well 1 fan if you exclude the bulldogs) are wondering if Cooper has any plans to tour the shit hole that is Northern Jersey any time soon.

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