(Above) You are now looking at perhaps the single greatest idea spawned by The Eyepatch ever. America take your revenge right here on Cooper's stage with Osama Pinata. Will the wonders of Cooper's Dignity ever cease? Will The Eyepatches mind blow before the next show? Enjoy it while it lasts.

 

 

(Above) We all met this sucka at the Cooper's Dignity Reunion Show. That's right it's a puppet. But this ain't just any puppet. This puppet knows all there is to know about The Eyepatch. They were cellmates in prison, they dress alike, act alike, and they even sing alike. You are sure to see the puppt at every Cooper's Dignity event. Does this puppet have a name? Stay tuned to get the story...