(Above) We all met this sucka at the Cooper's Dignity Reunion Show. That's right it's a puppet. But this ain't just any puppet. This puppet knows all there is to know about The Eyepatch. They were cellmates in prison, they dress alike, act alike, and they even sing alike. You are sure to see the puppt at every Cooper's Dignity event. Does this puppet have a name? Stay tuned to get the story...

(Above) You are now looking at perhaps the single greatest idea spawned by The Eyepatch ever. America take your revenge right here on Cooper's stage with Osama Pinata. Will the wonders of Cooper's Dignity ever cease? Will The Eyepatches mind blow before the next show? Enjoy it while it lasts.

To book Osama Pinata for your next party contact cooper@coopersdignity.com

Apr 24 2007

Requests!

What is it you want to hear suckas? Post your requsts here! And whatever else
you want to say.

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Dec 12 2006

What have the fellas in Cooper's Dignity been up to? Can we expect any shows in the near future?

Your 3 fans (Well 1 fan if you exclude the bulldogs) are wondering if Cooper has any plans to tour the shit hole that is Northern Jersey any time soon.

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Sep 15 2006

it is all new... now who wants sausage?

oh yeah bitch. this is where it is at. david beckham is my true bitch.

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